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[justicerebooorn]

 [listen

sometimes you just have a really stressful, UST-filled day with your work partner who just happens to be really, really attractive, and also super into you for sure, but there are Circumstances, okay?, and you can't just, get your fix

so you look into alternate options! safe, non-exploitative, fully consensual adult options. there's no shame in that.





what i'm saying is sometimes you're gotou shintarou, and you hire a really, really, really fancy prostitute to come to your place and take care of business.] 

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[moooneyshot]

Not really. We're obviously attracted to each other, which makes my job a lot more fun.

[justicerebooorn]

That's the problem!

[moooneyshot]

The problem is... we'll have too much fun?

[justicerebooorn]

[scrubbing a hand through his hair in frustration]

You're the reason I decided to do this in the first place.

[moooneyshot]

I heard you. But even so, it's not like you chose hiring someone over just inviting me over because we're too attracted to each other, right? It was because of—the obvious reasons.

Which aren't really in the way if you're paying for it, in my opinion.

[justicerebooorn]

Is it really that easy?

[moooneyshot]

...I think it can be.

Can't we just have this?

[justicerebooorn]

You're getting compensated either way.

[moooneyshot]

Yes. And?

[justicerebooorn]

...

[moooneyshot]

You're paying for it anyway. You might as well enjoy it.

[justicerebooorn]

That's a frustratingly logical piece of advice...

[moooneyshot]

You love logic!

[justicerebooorn]

Well, how would you usually proceed?

[moooneyshot]

...oh, man, we're way off course for that already! Well, starting over, people almost always offer me a drink first, and I work it out so I'm only drinking if they are.

[justicerebooorn]

...

Is that the decorum?

[moooneyshot]

Mhm. Also a lot of people just do it out of nerves. But you don't drink much, I know.

[justicerebooorn]

I had no idea.

[moooneyshot]

It's not like there's a manual on what to do when your rent boy comes over for modern men or anything.

[justicerebooorn]

[there should be.]

I'm aware of that.

[moooneyshot]

So then, usually we have a drink and talk and I flirt a bit and do some casual knee-touching and so on, and then I ask if I can go clean up.

[justicerebooorn]

Casual.

[moooneyshot]

Yeah, just ice-breaker stuff.

[leaning over and gently batting your knee as if in reaction to something ~charming and hilarious~ that you said. just. as a demonstration.]

[justicerebooorn]

Ah. I see.

[moooneyshot]

You sure? I could demonstrate again.